Published by JaZonZ on 26 May 2008
Riot Gear of the Future: Full Body Armor

Figure 1: Although blurred as a result of a quick take, this photo clearly shows a large metallic humanoid lifting a car off the ground.
As Summer Block busters movies release upon our theaters, themes of super heroes seem to be the current trend. Check out National Exposer’s coverage of real live super heroes this Summer. NE starts with a real world IRON MAN. Back in 2001 this image surfaced among our network of agents. Though blurry it clearly shows some sort of metallic humanoid dispensing some hurt on an automobile.
In recent months we have intercepted communications concerning a press release. These messages include plans of revealing top secret protective body armor. It appears the authors of these communiques feel that the IRON MAN movie has paved the way to spill news of armor suit technologies. A sly way to earn public support by releasing real life controversial technology similar to a hot movie such as Iron Man and the soon to hit theaters Iron Man 2.
“It is time to reveal our technology to the world. Hollywood has provided an avenue where our suit may be warmly welcomed at this point in time.” reads one line from this covert letter. National Exposer staff has reason to believe that the technology featured in the following article has been perfected and will be release soon. Continue reading about this metal man… Continue Reading »