The Attempt Failed but Who was Trying

Figure 1 Pictured here is the bedroom window of one of our top informants. There is an eerie light seeping between the cracks of the cardboard. Apparently the cardboard is in place to keep light out, which makes sleeping late into the morning easier. The cardboard not only saved him from the Sun but also saved him from being abducted.

We Will Not Be Pushed Around!
One of our top informants was nearly abducted through his bedroom window recently.   His name can’t be revealed so we must refer to him as Number One for the rest of this article. Number One has provided information on articles appearing on this web site later things year. We are concerned for Number One but we now must turn our microscopes inward and report on our own.

Imagine His Silhouette on Video and Digitized Voice to Hide His Identity
“I just can’t believe it. I almost wet my pants.” Number One states with a slight quiver in his voice. “It was just past 2:00 A.M. when I was startled from my sleep. There was a flash of light and thump at my bedroom window. I couldn’t see anything past the cardboard which I place in my window to block morning sunlight and evening moonlight. Not much later two consecutive thumps occurred, both of which were accompanied by flashes of light. I caught the third flash of light with the digital camera which I keep by my side at all times. I crept out into the neighboring room, my kitchen, to look out a different window. I couldn’t go near that bedroom window. I was worried about what I would see staring back at me once I pulled that cardboard down. When I looked out the kitchen window I noticed something like a blue spotlight shining down from the sky, directed at my bedroom window. It was very faint. Suddenly that stream of light flashed and I heard the thump against my bedroom window simultaneously. Shortly after the fourth thump, the light simply faded and nothing else happened the rest of the night.”

Was this an abduction attempt? Who would attempt an abduction?
Was it an alien source or something closer to home? We would like to know. Number One has been hiding out at alternate locations hoping a moving target isn’t as easily abducted. We at National Exposer plan to shine a huge spotlight on this story and hope that exposing the truth will help to relieve Number One from “being on the lamb”.

Shortly before leaving town for a “vacation” Number One left some documentation with us that he feels may partially explain what happened. It is a progress report of a matter/energy transfer device that was under development. The documentation was drafted in a manner that would indicate it was a report to a United States government agency but a private company was actually conducting the matter/energy transfer experiments.

For those who may not be familiar with a matter/energy transfer device, it is essentially the “transporter” from just about any Star Trek movie or series episode you may have seen. This is where the infamous, but never actually used line “Beam me up, Scotty!” was born. The idea behind this device is to take matter and convert it to energy, then project it to a new location. At that point a reverse sequence is initiated so that the energy is converted back to matter. This could allow objects to be transported half way across the globe in just seconds or perhaps even transport through space without the need of space ship. You simply appear at your destination within minutes.

Teleportation has already been achieved by scientists and revealed to the public although only quantum particles were transported. Quantum Teleportation has been successfully achieved by many scientists. Has the U.S. government pushed this technology further? NASA has advanced space exploration gleaming in their eyes and the military can always use another technologically advanced tactical option to play with. Not to mention social benefits. Big names in science like Alex Chiu are concerned about overpopulation resulting form his immortality devices and believes we will need a quick way to transport humans to different parts of the world or to other planets to relieve population problems. Alex has gone as far as to draw up plans, based only on theory, for constructing a teleportation device. Citizens of the world may not completely agree with Alex’s motivations for human teleportation but the usefulness is quite clear.

Education Time is Over. On To the Report!
What National Exposer’s staff has ascertained from the report was that non-living matter had successfully been transferred but living matter was still being tested. Further study revealed that complex living organisms in a state of sleep or deep relaxation were more easily transferred than a person walking down the street or even an individual wide awake sitting still. Apparently heart rate and breathing are interrupted during the matter to energy conversion. This interruption is less destructive on the human body whose functions are slowed by a state of rest. Notes indicated test animals had a much lower chance of going into cardiac arrest or having lungs collapsed if transported while asleep. Apparently human test subjects were more resilient and had a much higher chance of a perfect point to point teleportation with no hitches. This, and report we reviewed, indicates that humans are now the most common test subjects for the teleportation program.

Why the Fire from the Sky and Why wasn’t Number One T-ported in His Sleep?
We believe that teleportation is being facilitated from a man made satellite in orbit of Earth which would explain a spot light from the sky. The energy beam converts matter to energy. It pulls the energy back through an energy tractor beam (for lack of a better term) to an energy holding receptacle. That energy is re-projected and reassembles the matter in another location.

Why couldn’t the beam penetrate cardboard?
Most accounts of abduction through a bedroom window imply that the transfer occurred through the glass without disturbing it, or a gentle force pushed open the window. One standing theory is that cardboard, which was originally living matter, disrupts the process. Perhaps through  some sort of scanning subroutine the satellite sensed once living matter resulting in an interruption of the beam. It was not prepared to filter the human energy pattern back through the cardboard thus the attempt to transport Number One was aborted. This also indicates that living matter transfers may be conducted through glass for safety reasons. The frequency in the energy beam can be altered to quickly shatter the glass or push the window open to provide an unobstructed path to the person in case of a matter pattern break down in the energy stream.

Number One did intercept this report, but why would the government be so anxious to abduct him? Number One feels it may also have to do with his report on Civil Observation Patrol Satellites (COPS) for release on National Exposer later this year. He feels this network of observation satellites may serve multiple purposes. He has deduced they are being used as a targeting systems for the matter/energy transport beams.

Could This Explain ALL Alien Abductions?
There are many accounts of alien abduction which involve people asleep and a bright beam of light pulls them from their bed. Perhaps the world governments have allowed aliens to conduct tests on citizens in the past in exchange some world governments have been given the technology to created this point to point teleportation and have taken over the experimentation. Most people who experience this type of abduction normally chalk it up to aliens. Aliens become the alibi for government experiments. Perhaps alien abductions and government tests are happening simultaneously in a joint effort to send E.T. home. The list of theories could go on forever.

The final theory concerning the source of this technology comes from Number One himself. He has evidence which involves alien technology being reproduced by our governments. This technology could have been discovered in a downed alien space craft or perhaps people from worlds beyond our Solar system have begun trades in technology and resources with earth. Many are puzzled concerning what we would have that an advanced alien race would want. Perhaps the human abductions and experiments are part of the deal. Many on our planet would be happy to hand over a reality show start or two as a permanent trade for this technology so why must the wide spread abductions go on. If it’s aliens, perhaps they want DNA samples from all walks of life. If it’s the government, perhaps they are testing all demographics of humans and their reactions to being teleport.

Beam It Back Home for Me Sister
National Exposer staff isn’t entirely convinced that alien technology is involved. Scientists are already openly experimenting with technologies which were inspired by science fiction entertainment like the spherical droid being developed for the International Space Station.  Why wouldn’t they attempt a teleportation device pulled straight out of Star Trek. Flip top mobile phones mirror the original Star Trek communicators and our 3.5 inch floppy disks can also be seen in that 1960s television series. As our technological ability expands, why not attempt the more complex devices of  Sci-Fi future.   If Science Fiction entertainment has already developed a concept, why not run with it?

Evidence No More
National Exposer planned to display the documentation passed on by Number One, however it mysteriously disappeared in the middle of the night. No locks in our offices were disturbed. No forced entry was found anywhere and we didn’t leave the reports near a window. The report did indicate matter transfer of non-living material was farther along than living material. They may have beamed it out right through our ceiling. Apparently, Number One should count himself lucky that he wasn’t “beamed up” to be permanently shut up.